Did you know that grace flows through your veins riding on the back of droplets of blood and that when a cut accidentally finds its way to your skin it jumps off and clings to any and everything inside you. It fights like you fight and stays inside you at all times. Did you know I want to be…
So over the summer when I was working, from time to time I’d have to go make change at the Wells Fargo 3 blocks down from work on Chestnut. Well in all my work grunginess the LAST thing I wanted to do was flirt with any teller who was not even cute. A couple times this guy would ask all about where I work and be like “OH I have to go check it out!” jesus. The last day of work I went to the bank and lo and behold he was the teller and he said some of the stupidest shit that I guess he thought was “flirting” like “Oh I’ll make my own personal change for you *WINK*” Or “Where’s my baked goods hmm??” DEAR GOD. That must get you some of the most desperate women out there ‘cause SERIOUSLY?! ew. So turns out my brother’s GF had THE SAME PROBLEM while my brother was RIGHT NEXT TO HER. AND NOW he just added her on Facebook! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! What a CREEPER!
Here is the lesson. Don’t go to the Wells Fargo on Chestnut. He will be there, and he WILL attempt to flirt with you no matter what and he might even creepily friend request you on facebook. Gross.
Oh. He looks like a chipmunk. Best description I’ve got.
“Do you realize that you have the most beautiful face, do you realize that we are floating in space. Do you realize that happiness makes you cry.”—~ The Flaming Lips - Do you Realize (via conflictingheart)